Over the past few weeks, the Choc Wars has been fought bravely.
In the Wrong Team, Sarah and Cate have argued that 'white chocolate' is not an oxymoron.
In the Right Team, Kylie and I have laughed derisively.
In the middle, Heath from ColesOnline (thisisnotasponsoredpost) has moderated, and will soon come to his own, no doubt well considered and mature, conclusion.
There have been many words spoken, and many words written.
But, as we all know, actions speak louder than words, and I believe, my friends, that now is the time for action.
So I present to you this footage, taken from my home just this week. The footage is genuine, but faces and voices have been disguised slightly to protect my family.
Once you have watched it, you will know, without a shadow of a doubt, that white confectionary is not worthy of the fine name of ‘chocolate’.
Now don't forget to go to the ColesOnline ChocWars site, read the other arguments, and then vote for TEAM REAL CHOC!!!