June 8, 2010

Tik Tok Parody - THE MEATBALL SONG

(with thanks to Ke$ha, A & S)

click here to see original song on YouTube

Wake up in the morning feeling like Mummy,
I hear my children in the playroom blasting the TV,
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a strong coffee,
Cause when I leave I am verging on insanity.

I'm talking leave the house in a mess, mess
Wearing a dirty dress, dress
Hubby is giving stress, stress (bum bum bum).

I'm talking 36 things to do, do
Toddler just did a poo, poo
Gotta put her on the looooo-ooooooooooooooooooo.

Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!

Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!

Got a house full of laundry and a pile of bills,
Don't have my dinner for tonight but have some strange brown spills,
I need some bread, milk and fruit so I'll run to the store,
And I'll be back in just a minute to scrub the floor.

I'm talking on my knees with a sponge, sponge
Nauseous at the gunge, gunge
Sitting there in the scunge, scunge (bum bum bum).

(Bum bum) I go till the toddler screams, screams
Give her chocolate and she beams, beams
Chocolate and she beams, beams
Chocolate and she BEAMS!

Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!

Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!

It's really hard, I'm really tired, I don't think life will be easy,
My husband's late, the kids are wild, my hair is horribly greasy.

It's really hard, I'm really tired, I don't think life will be easy,
My husband's late, the kids are wild, the kids are WILD!!!

...But their party won't stop till it's 9pm.

Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!

Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!

29 comments:

  1. I have only one for your Kerri Sackville: GOLD

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  2. I think I'll be singing this version rather than the Thong Song LOL Its cool, How long did it take you to write?

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  3. That'd be one WORD for YOU. *sigh* (long day)

    Once again...GOLD

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  4. That's fantastic Kerri! Thanks for a laugh
    Moi

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  5. Hey Karen,
    Just wrote it this past hour with my two kids over my shoulder singing with glee. Then we sang it about 17,000 times. Best. Night. Ever.
    xxx

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  6. O.... M..... G.....
    I just sang this to my husband and he sat their saying "what, am i that bad?" um...
    Great work, you complete me.

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  7. This is indeed a good song.
    A.

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  8. Kerri, you're the best, yes I'm singing from the west,
    took Kesha's dumbass lyrics and you put them to the test
    You are blessed when you're stressed, with writing well under duress.
    Go cook your meatballs!

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  9. once my brain kicked in, (courtesy of Lana), I was able to enjoy this in all its glory with the YouTube version playing the background - thanks you lyrical genius - but be careful or that Chaser guy will steal this before you record it.

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  10. Need to hear you sing it, Kerri!!!!

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  11. Love your work Kerri.

    You are a genius.

    Best post EVER if that's any consolation

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  12. I did the same as Yvette, had You Tube playing in the background....soooo cool!!

    You wrote this just for me didn't you? 'Cause you know, I cooked meatballs tonight! LOL

    Great work, as usual, as always!

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  13. I think we need video of you singing this into your hair brush babe.

    Love it xxx

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  14. Legend! But yeah, I wanna see you singing it :)

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  15. Oh. My. God. This is the funniest thing I've read in a long while. You should record this, it'll sell millions! x

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  16. That is seiously good stuff. Just the laugh I need to get into the onwards and upwards part of my day. xxx

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  17. This needs to be recorded IMMEDIATELY! Brilliant! :D

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  18. Very clever Kerri!
    www.wastyle.blogspot.com

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  19. Hey Anonymous,
    A & S are my two older kids, who helped me write some of the lyrics (and sang it with great gusto with me at the top of their voices).
    K x

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  20. Next no. 1 Kerri! Now we just need a music video : )

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  21. Oh ok, what do the A and the S stand for?

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  22. Next no. 1 Kerri! Now we just need a music video : )

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  23. Need to hear you sing it, Kerri!!!!

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  24. This is indeed a good song.
    A.

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