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Wake up in the morning feeling like Mummy,
I hear my children in the playroom blasting the TV,
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a strong coffee,
Cause when I leave I am verging on insanity.
I'm talking leave the house in a mess, mess
Wearing a dirty dress, dress
Hubby is giving stress, stress (bum bum bum).
I'm talking 36 things to do, do
Toddler just did a poo, poo
Gotta put her on the looooo-ooooooooooooooooooo.
Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!
Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!
Got a house full of laundry and a pile of bills,
Don't have my dinner for tonight but have some strange brown spills,
I need some bread, milk and fruit so I'll run to the store,
And I'll be back in just a minute to scrub the floor.
I'm talking on my knees with a sponge, sponge
Nauseous at the gunge, gunge
Sitting there in the scunge, scunge (bum bum bum).
(Bum bum) I go till the toddler screams, screams
Give her chocolate and she beams, beams
Chocolate and she beams, beams
Chocolate and she BEAMS!
Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!
Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!
It's really hard, I'm really tired, I don't think life will be easy,
My husband's late, the kids are wild, my hair is horribly greasy.
It's really hard, I'm really tired, I don't think life will be easy,
My husband's late, the kids are wild, the kids are WILD!!!
...But their party won't stop till it's 9pm.
Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!
Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!
Brilliant...
ReplyDeleteI have only one for your Kerri Sackville: GOLD
ReplyDeleteInspired!
ReplyDeleteI think I'll be singing this version rather than the Thong Song LOL Its cool, How long did it take you to write?
ReplyDeleteThat'd be one WORD for YOU. *sigh* (long day)
ReplyDeleteOnce again...GOLD
That's fantastic Kerri! Thanks for a laugh
ReplyDeleteMoi
Hey Karen,
ReplyDeleteJust wrote it this past hour with my two kids over my shoulder singing with glee. Then we sang it about 17,000 times. Best. Night. Ever.
xxx
O.... M..... G.....
ReplyDeleteI just sang this to my husband and he sat their saying "what, am i that bad?" um...
Great work, you complete me.
This is indeed a good song.
ReplyDeleteA.
Kerri, you're the best, yes I'm singing from the west,
ReplyDeletetook Kesha's dumbass lyrics and you put them to the test
You are blessed when you're stressed, with writing well under duress.
Go cook your meatballs!
once my brain kicked in, (courtesy of Lana), I was able to enjoy this in all its glory with the YouTube version playing the background - thanks you lyrical genius - but be careful or that Chaser guy will steal this before you record it.
ReplyDeleteLove it!!!
ReplyDeleteNeed to hear you sing it, Kerri!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove your work Kerri.
ReplyDeleteYou are a genius.
Best post EVER if that's any consolation
I did the same as Yvette, had You Tube playing in the background....soooo cool!!
ReplyDeleteYou wrote this just for me didn't you? 'Cause you know, I cooked meatballs tonight! LOL
Great work, as usual, as always!
I think we need video of you singing this into your hair brush babe.
ReplyDeleteLove it xxx
Legend! But yeah, I wanna see you singing it :)
ReplyDeleteOh. My. God. This is the funniest thing I've read in a long while. You should record this, it'll sell millions! x
ReplyDeleteThat is seiously good stuff. Just the laugh I need to get into the onwards and upwards part of my day. xxx
ReplyDeleteThis needs to be recorded IMMEDIATELY! Brilliant! :D
ReplyDeleteLOVE it!
ReplyDeleteVery clever Kerri!
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Who are A & S?
ReplyDeleteHey Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteA & S are my two older kids, who helped me write some of the lyrics (and sang it with great gusto with me at the top of their voices).
K x
Next no. 1 Kerri! Now we just need a music video : )
ReplyDeleteOh ok, what do the A and the S stand for?
ReplyDeleteNext no. 1 Kerri! Now we just need a music video : )
ReplyDeleteNeed to hear you sing it, Kerri!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is indeed a good song.
ReplyDeleteA.