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Wake up in the morning feeling like Mummy,
I hear my children in the playroom blasting the TV,
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a strong coffee,
Cause when I leave I am verging on insanity.
I'm talking leave the house in a mess, mess
Wearing a dirty dress, dress
Hubby is giving stress, stress (bum bum bum).
I'm talking 36 things to do, do
Toddler just did a poo, poo
Gotta put her on the looooo-ooooooooooooooooooo.
Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!
Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!
Got a house full of laundry and a pile of bills,
Don't have my dinner for tonight but have some strange brown spills,
I need some bread, milk and fruit so I'll run to the store,
And I'll be back in just a minute to scrub the floor.
I'm talking on my knees with a sponge, sponge
Nauseous at the gunge, gunge
Sitting there in the scunge, scunge (bum bum bum).
(Bum bum) I go till the toddler screams, screams
Give her chocolate and she beams, beams
Chocolate and she beams, beams
Chocolate and she BEAMS!
Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!
Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!
It's really hard, I'm really tired, I don't think life will be easy,
My husband's late, the kids are wild, my hair is horribly greasy.
It's really hard, I'm really tired, I don't think life will be easy,
My husband's late, the kids are wild, the kids are WILD!!!
...But their party won't stop till it's 9pm.
Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!
Don't stop, lost the plot, think my head is gonna pop,
Kids are late, it's not great, and I need to lose some weight,
Must get home, on the phone, cause I need another loan.
Cook some meatballs.
Cook some meatballs!
