July 23, 2009

Online Poll - Is Kerri's Husband Gay?

  1. He does not drink beer. He drinks Bacardi Breezers, West Coast Coolers, and cocktails with names like Sunset On The Beach and Kiss Me Sweetly.
  2. He does all his own shopping, spends hours looking for the perfect shirt, and likes to think of himself as having a 'style'.
  3. He is a architect who is married with children. Architects who are married with children are notorious for leading a secretly gay double life. Just think of Mike Brady.
  4. When something is really funny, he giggles.
  5. When he drinks juice at home, he adds chopped up strawberries to make a fruit cocktail.
  6. He has a crush on Vin Diesel.
  7. He does not enjoy football or rugby. He does, however, love watching the Tour de France. You know, that bike race where the men wear really tight shorts....
  8. He wears turtleneck sweaters under suits.
  9. He used to drive an MX5. A red one.
  10. His favourite dessert is chocolate mousse which he eats with a teensy, weensy spoon.
  11. He considers the plating of food to be as important as the taste.
  12. He wears a lady's watch. He says this is because he has a small wrist.
On the other hand:
  1. He wants to have sex with me all the time.
  2. No... that's about it, really.
Thoughts???

28 comments:

  1. No, I'm a girl! (Okay, woman, but you know what I mean...) I promise!!! Breasts and everything! (Okay, not big ones, but you know what I mean....)

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  2. Well,my gay son farts like a girl,loves the musical Wicked,wears his hair like "Theres something about Mary" and has just started a beauty course!Does your hubby have any inclinations to the above?

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  3. It's all fine - except number 5. He is soooo gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    He is so much gayer (is that a word?) than my brother who is a raving queen. My brother however, has never had sex with a woman. I think that gets you kicked out of the club.

    Ok I think my brain has got it sorted. Your husband is totally gay but he's not a homosexual.

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  4. lady_firey: No, no inclinations to the above, but then he doesn't have a huge amount of hair, so perhaps if he did he'd be going the mousse route?????

    And Angela: I reckon you're onto something there....

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  5. Kerri, does he cry in the Telstra ads? Sad Movies? During sex?

    I used to think my husband (before we got together) was gay, and I thought his brother was gay too. But I'm from Far North Queensland, where the men tend to drink beer, wear chesty bonds and beat their wives (tongue pressed firmly in cheek on that last one. Just a colloqualism, I assure you!)

    10 years down the track, I still giggle when I think that Bryan spends more time in the bathroom than me...

    Oh - does he listen to Barbara Streisand??

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  6. He does sound a bit gay. But he's not a fully fledged gay until, in a rant about why he dislikes someone, he comments on their "really bad hair". Or starts calling both people, and inanimate objects, sweetie.
    Oh, and if you own animals which he's named after Disney characters, you might want to start looking for another partner.

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  7. Kerri, he's not gay. But you are, quite possibly, the luckiest woman in the world.
    Don't we ALL wish our partners acted a little gayer than normal? Wait... maybe it's just me.

    I just want someone to go to the ballet with, that's all.

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  8. Nope, I'm sorry. As a journalist - and therefore clearly a man of the truth - I have to break this to you slowly. Your husband, he the one with the designer tees and grooming regime, is gayer than a hat full of poodles.

    I should know.

    I'm a gay.

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  9. Hehehehehe, that's funny! Does your husband read your blog?

    Personally, I find men who are completely in touch with their feminine side, but still the manliest of men in the bedroom, very sexy!

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  10. Totally agree with Angela and Siamese Saffron... perhaps a Flaming Metrosexual!

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  11. He grows food and wants to have sex with you all the time! Who cares if he's gay - he's a keeper.

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  12. No crying, and no Barbra Streisand, though he does like Billie Holliday.

    And he doesn't call people sweetie, but I HAVE heard him use the word 'fabulous'.....

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  13. Oh, and yes he does read this blog. He is awaiting poll results with suspiciously tremendous interest.

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  14. Definitely gay. Get rid of him. When can I move in?

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  15. Ohhh, that changes everything! If he reads this website, then he is comfortable enough with his sexuality to be called gay. So that would mean he's either DEFINITELY straight or DEFINITELY gay. Oh, wait. That doesn't change anything.

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  16. Have you seen Sex and the City? He's a "gay-straight man" - he has alot of the good qualities of a gay man but wants to have sex with you :-)

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  17. I think he sounds like the best of both worlds. Good on him. And you obviously.

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  18. Emma.... of COURSE! You have it nailed.

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  19. It's surprising how many dilemmas ca be solved with quotes or facts from tv shows...

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  20. Dude, turtle neck with a suit... really?

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  21. He would get on spectacularly with Fatty. It would all be white wine and risotto and doing each others hair

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  22. he sounds perfect....*knashes teeth with jealousy*
    My brother asks me the other day is liking Julie Andrews as gay as Judy Garland or Barbra Striesand. I said not really but know the names a f all three could be!!!!

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  23. It's surprising how many dilemmas ca be solved with quotes or facts from tv shows...

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  24. Ohhh, that changes everything! If he reads this website, then he is comfortable enough with his sexuality to be called gay. So that would mean he's either DEFINITELY straight or DEFINITELY gay. Oh, wait. That doesn't change anything.

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  25. He grows food and wants to have sex with you all the time! Who cares if he's gay - he's a keeper.

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  26. Kerri, he's not gay. But you are, quite possibly, the luckiest woman in the world.
    Don't we ALL wish our partners acted a little gayer than normal? Wait... maybe it's just me.

    I just want someone to go to the ballet with, that's all.

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  27. Well,my gay son farts like a girl,loves the musical Wicked,wears his hair like "Theres something about Mary" and has just started a beauty course!Does your hubby have any inclinations to the above?

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