Online Poll - Is Kerri's Husband Gay?

1. He does not drink beer. He drinks Bacardi Breezers, West Coast Coolers, and cocktails with names like Sunset On The Beach and Kiss Me Sweetly.
2. He does all his own shopping, spends hours looking for the perfect shirt, and likes to think of himself as having a 'style'.
3. He is a architect who is married with children. Architects who are married with children are notorious for leading a secretly gay double life. Just think of Mike Brady.
4. When something is really funny, he giggles.
5. When he drinks juice at home, he adds chopped up strawberries to make a fruit cocktail.
6. He has a crush on Vin Diesel.
7. He does not enjoy football or rugby. He does, however, love watching the Tour de France. You know, that bike race where the men wear really tight shorts....
8. He wears turtleneck sweaters under suits.
9. He used to drive an MX5. A red one.
10. His favourite dessert is chocolate mousse which he eats with a teensy, weensy spoon.
11. He considers the plating of food to be as important as the taste.
12. He wears a lady's watch. He says this is because he has a small wrist.

On the other hand:

1. He wants to have sex with me all the time.
2. No... that's about it, really.

Thoughts???