December 10, 2014

Real Single Mothers of Sydney

From the makes of The Biggest Bully and Embarrassing Doctors comes a brand new reality TV series: The Real Single Mothers of Sydney.

Follow single mothers Kerri Duckbill, Nicki McDonkadonk, Sassy Bonercrusher and Lucy 'One Date' Levi as they navigate parenthood, dating, sex, careers and the 5/2 diet whilst warding off existential angst and the advances of that sleazy old guy down at the cafe.

Watch as they struggle with weight, go on bad dates, drink too much coffee, drink too much wine, drink too little water, and tend to their ailing parents. See them argue with their ex spouses, fight for child support, attend family court, and have sex with emotionally unavailable men who are excellent in bed.

Cry as their self esteem plummets and they question their ability to ever connect with anyone on an intimate level ever again. Laugh as they swipe left on Tinder and notice married men who are fathers at their children's school. Cheer them on as they squeeze into a mini and push up bra to go see a man they met on the internet. Nod as the man they met on the internet turns out to have the personality of a lightly seared chicken fillet, which, incidentally, is their son's favourite meal though their daughter won't eat anything 'juicy'.

Synopsis: Episode One

Nicki McDonkadonk is told by her doctor to lose five kilos and consoles herself with high calorie hi-jinx, and a surprising method of self-pleasure. Sassy Bonercrusher rejects an intriguing proposal from a younger man, and argues with her son about vegetables. Lucy 'One Date' Levi flirts with her family lawyer, who has a shocking revelation about Nicki McDonkadonk's sexual performance. Kerri Duckbill spends hours wandering around Westfield, goes to therapy, and sobs in a variety of locations around Sydney.

To interview the stars of Real Single Mothers of Sydney, leave a comment below, or go to the school gates this afternoon where they will all be congregating after 3.30pm.

21 comments:

  1. Too funny. Wish it was a real show. I'd watch it.

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  2. Can I be the sleazy old guy down at the cafe? :)

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  3. *guffaw*

    *cries*

    *guffaws again*

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  4. Love it! Though I'd totally hook up with that guy at the cafe. Do you have his number? x

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  5. Pitch it to Foxtel now!!!!!

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  6. I am also a Single Mother of Sydney (but obvs not Real one), so will eagerly await Episode Two

    *laughs....cries....shudders...cries*

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  7. Kerri, send a synopsis to Fox 8. They seem to specialaise in hard hitting reality shows. I need a reason to keep my Foxtel subscription going ! :-D

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  8. Oh, God. Another typo. Why you not have spell check ? :-P

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  9. Fendi you can come hang with me at Westfield any time & LIVE it!

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  10. I think it's a winner (I'm such not sure about that Kerri character...) x

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  11. Yeah, she'll be the one everyone loves to hate......

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  12. Much more exciting than The All To Real Housewives of Sydney's Eastern Beaches.

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  13. Your life actually looks very exciting compared to that of a marriage 'lifer'. Remind me about 'connecting intimately'.

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  14. MUST SEE TV. I would absolutely watch that. When does it air?

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