Excellentistentialist: I think therefore I am awesome
Exhaustistentialist: I think therefore I sleep
Vexestentialist: I think therefore I worry
Xanaxistentialist: I think therefore I take drugs
Intoxistentilist: I think therefore I drink
Pecsestentialist: I think therefore I lift weights
Excerstentialist: I think therefore I work out
Ingestistentialist: I think therefore I eat
Sexistentialist: I think therefore I bonk
Textistentialist: I think therefore I message
Netistentialist: I think therefore I blog
Any others???
Masturbentialist - I wank therefore I am
ReplyDeleteSpendistentialist - I think therefore I shop
ReplyDeleteextroterrestialenalist - I think therefore I am an alien
ReplyDeleteWhingeistentialist I think therefore I complain
ReplyDeleteNutellastentialist - I think therefore I spread
ReplyDeleteBruceWaynestentialist - I think therefore I'm Batman!
ReplyDeleteJedistentialist - I think therefore I use the force
ReplyDeleteVaderstenstialist - I think therefore I am your farther
ReplyDeleteParentistentialist - I breed therefore I pram
ReplyDeleteSpockistentialist - I think therefore this is highly illogical
ReplyDeleteSherlockistentialist - I think therefore it's elementary
ReplyDeleteCadburystentialist: I think therefore I eat chocolate
ReplyDelete(P.S. Excellentistentialist was my favourite.)
ReplyDeleteKerristentialist - I think therefore I read Kerri Sackville (PS - love it)
ReplyDeleteWhathefuckentialist: I say 'yes' before engaging brain.
ReplyDeleteLCM x