February 19, 2014

I Think Therefore....

Existentialist: I think therefore I am 

Excellentistentialist: I think therefore I am awesome 

Exhaustistentialist: I think therefore I sleep

Vexestentialist: I think therefore I worry 

Xanaxistentialist: I think therefore I take drugs

Intoxistentilist: I think therefore I drink 

Pecsestentialist: I think therefore I lift weights

Excerstentialist: I think therefore I work out

Ingestistentialist: I think therefore I eat

Sexistentialist: I think therefore I bonk

Textistentialist: I think therefore I message

Netistentialist: I think therefore I blog

Any others???


15 comments:

  1. Masturbentialist - I wank therefore I am

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  2. Spendistentialist - I think therefore I shop

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  3. extroterrestialenalist - I think therefore I am an alien

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  4. Whingeistentialist I think therefore I complain

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  5. Nutellastentialist - I think therefore I spread

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  6. BruceWaynestentialist - I think therefore I'm Batman!

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  7. Jedistentialist - I think therefore I use the force

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  8. Vaderstenstialist - I think therefore I am your farther

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  9. Parentistentialist - I breed therefore I pram

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  10. Spockistentialist - I think therefore this is highly illogical

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  11. Sherlockistentialist - I think therefore it's elementary

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  12. Cadburystentialist: I think therefore I eat chocolate

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  13. (P.S. Excellentistentialist was my favourite.)

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  14. Kathy www.yinyangmother.comFebruary 19, 2014 at 8:45 PM

    Kerristentialist - I think therefore I read Kerri Sackville (PS - love it)

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  15. Whathefuckentialist: I say 'yes' before engaging brain.

    LCM x

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