February 19, 2014

I Think Therefore....

Existentialist: I think therefore I am 

Excellentistentialist: I think therefore I am awesome 

Exhaustistentialist: I think therefore I sleep

Vexestentialist: I think therefore I worry 

Xanaxistentialist: I think therefore I take drugs

Intoxistentilist: I think therefore I drink 

Pecsestentialist: I think therefore I lift weights

Excerstentialist: I think therefore I work out

Ingestistentialist: I think therefore I eat

Sexistentialist: I think therefore I bonk

Textistentialist: I think therefore I message

Netistentialist: I think therefore I blog

Any others???


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