What a brilliant idea. What a concept! And how bizarre that I didn't think of it earlier! But all is not lost, because now, I give to you my own musical compilation:
THE LITTLE ALBUM OF ANXIETY
Music for a Worried Life.
Just like the Fifty Shades album will create a romantic and sexually charged mood, causing you to grab your whips and handcuffs and engage in explicit acts of moral depravity, so too will The Little Album of Anxiety generate its own unique mood, based on the themes and topics of my book.
You will feel anxious and stressed as the songs lead you to imagine Worst Case Scenarios with every track, taking you on a roller coaster of emotion from concerned to worried to downright panic stricken.
And then, right at the end, you will receive hope, a light at the end of the tunnel of worry.
So without further ado, I give you:
The Little Album of Anxiety:
1. The theme song from Jaws (de da de da de da de da dedeDA!)
2. Help, by The Beatles
3. Under Pressure, by Queen
4. Panic, by The Smiths
5. Anxiety, by Good Charlotte
6. Tragedy, by The Bee Gees
7. Jagged Little Pill, by Alanis Morissette
8. Basket Case, by Green Day
9. Don't Worry Be Happy, by Guy Sebastian
10. I Will Survive, Gloria Gaynor