Today I wrote the best post ever written. It was really quite extraordinarily good. Generally I try to be humble, but it would be false modesty to say that my post wasn't the absolute most fabulous thing I've ever written, and certainly the best thing you would ever have read.
The thing is, though..... it's gone.
I don't know where it is. I wrote it on my iPad because my daughter was using my computer to play
When I returned
|This cute baby has nothing to do with this post. But WHO CARES??? THE POST IS GONE!!!!!!!|
So please, when you're reading this, know. My lost file was the greatest post ever. It would have dazzled you and made you weep and made you fall on the floor laughing and who the hell cares nothing matters anymore my file is gone gone gone and nothing has no meaning and this is all futile and WHY IS MY CHARDONNAY EMPTY????
Thank you for your time.