Bravo...Encore...Author!Wow! Your vibrator is a doorbell? No wonder you don't want sex with your husband if your vibrator goes off every time someone rings the doorbell!
Love it. And I love you enough to buy you a new vibrator. With a silencer.But only when you admit your true age...
Please tell me this broad is playing hard to get. I don't know why he bothers..........My blow up doll has more personality......
Maybe he needs to literally grow a set and things might turn around for him. Funny stuff.x
I want to know why he doesn't have an erection...
That vibrator sounds like it's from the Titanic.
I had to SNEAK in here on A TWITTER FREE FAMILY EVENING to watch your SEX TAPE in SECRET, and the excitement of such an ILLICIT PLEASURE has made me go all UPPERCASE. Now to explain to them exactly *what* about checking the online TV guide is making me snort with laughter...Brilliant work! xxxPS.(That buzzing sound also made me go a bit weak at the knees, but that's another story. You and I must have similar... ah, excuses).
It's like a real regular soapie now, so I'm looking forward to the next exciting instalment of Days Of Kerri's Sex Life....Fab. x
She should have used it while her husband was in the shower. At least, that's what a friend of mine does and she told me.Husband and I laughed and laughed watching this Kerri.And laughter is excellent.As you know.
These movies are HILARIOUS, Kerri!Just not sure why the husband didn't jump at the chance for a quickie - it was such a good offer... ;)
Yet another good reminder of why it's fabulous to be a single mother - I can use my vibrator whenever I like without any guilt from a husband. Of course, "whenever I like" is after I've done everything in this house and looked after everyone and worked all day and .... zzzzzzzzzzz (that buzzing is not electronic in origin btw).
Why is her stomach so damn flat??Was there no "baby belly" option?
Thanks! Love hearing from you.