The Dangerous Dinner Party Box Of Questions

You know when you come up with a brilliant idea? Well, I just have.

One of the toys I brought back from the U.S. for my kids was a tiny little box of cards called (appropriately enough) The Tiny Family Dinner Box Of Questions. It includes fascinating questions to start family discussions, such as "Who at this table is most likely to borrow something and forget to give it back?" and "Describe a perfect weekend?" (which isn't technically a question, but is still a good conversation starter).

Now, you can, of course, get boxes of Dinner Party Questions for adult dinner parties, but these tend to be of the wholesome, stimulating-but-non-provoking variety - which, as we all know, is another word for 'boring'.

So I have come up with my own Dinner Party Questions, called (appropriately enough) The Dangerous Dinner Party Box Of Questions.

Feel free to add suggestions of your own.

The Dangerous Dinner Party Box Of Questions.

1. Name the most annoying characteristic of the person to your left.
2. Describe the last conversation you had about the person to your right.
3. How much money would you be prepared to lend the person sitting opposite you?
4. Who is the worst cook at this table?
5. Who is the worst dressed person at this table?
6. Who is the worst parent at this table?
7. Who at this table would you most like to sleep with?
8. Who at this table would you least like to sleep with?
9. Who at this table would your partner most like to sleep with?
10. Name the person at this table with whom you would most like to be stranded on a desert island.
11. Name the person at this table with whom you would least like to be stranded on a desert island.
12. Who at this table has the child who is the most badly behaved?
13. Who at this table do you think has the most sex with their partner?
14. Who at this table do you think has the least sex with their partner?
15. Who at this table is most likely to engage in shady business dealings?
16. Who at this table is most likely to end up in jail?
17. Who at this table is most likely to end up in rehab?
18. Who at this table is most likely to engage in kinky sexual practices?
19. If you could swap lives with one person at this table, whose would it be?
20. If you could swap partners with one person at this table, whose would it be?