tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post2191944122783215946..comments2023-10-08T22:15:45.041+11:00Comments on Life & Other Crises: My Logical Land Of FantasyKerri Sackvillehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08404421856986720832noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-85020681663986297132011-04-21T12:04:50.876+10:002011-04-21T12:04:50.876+10:00Okay, we're in the world of The Brady Bunch. I...Okay, we're in the world of The Brady Bunch. I'm Mike lying chastely in bed next to Carol. I'm thinking about designing a series of Art Deco themed car washes while she is reading The Feminine Mystique. We discuss whether our maid Alice deserves a raise. <br><br>Our digital clock clicks over to 10pm. Carol says, "Good night Mr Brady" and pecks me on the cheek. I say, "See you in the mornin' Mrs Brady." And then we settle down to eight hours of uninterrupted slumber. <br><br>How HOT is that?Mr Triviahttp://mrtrivia.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-15517060591394714012010-10-17T22:04:41.191+11:002010-10-17T22:04:41.191+11:00Too funny! I think I am a little in the middle. So...Too funny! I think I am a little in the middle. Sometimes it all has to be authentic but other times I can totally make it up and have gravity defying sex. Like everything for me, it just depends on the day :)<br /><br />PS My word verification is mistress!MultipleMumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00621170366257326241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-47451983638651817132010-10-17T08:48:03.847+11:002010-10-17T08:48:03.847+11:00Kerri, I'm just like you - the set-up has to b...Kerri, I'm just like you - the set-up has to be absolutely authentic - but then I go one step further and think about all the guilt of having been unfaithful to my husband, which is a bit of a mood killer, really. <br /><br />PS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!The NDM of Not Drowning, Motheringhttp://notdrowning.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-945839926898865812010-10-12T14:11:09.419+11:002010-10-12T14:11:09.419+11:00Wow, there are others out there haha.. Definately ...Wow, there are others out there haha.. Definately a realistic fantasiser though tv can definately influence it.. At the moment Don Hany from Offspring! OMG yummmm, reminds me a little of Simon Baker, just darker!jrmnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-31602143414845176202010-10-12T10:07:16.094+11:002010-10-12T10:07:16.094+11:00Oh my, thank goodness. I thought I was the only o...Oh my, thank goodness. I thought I was the only one.OneSmallLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10969675623452075422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-91345435280078256542010-10-11T23:33:55.858+11:002010-10-11T23:33:55.858+11:00Come on Kerri, Don would totally go for you!Come on Kerri, Don would totally go for you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-46790299628893639792010-10-11T20:05:54.259+11:002010-10-11T20:05:54.259+11:00Yes I totally relate to this post! The worst part...Yes I totally relate to this post! The worst part is, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever actually gotten to the sex part due to the frustration of details getting in the way! How sad but funny! xAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-91631561706753242442010-10-11T19:52:03.568+11:002010-10-11T19:52:03.568+11:00I see I'm going to need to do some preparing i...I see I'm going to need to do some preparing if I want to continue my affar with Ms Draper if I ever have kids. Or Ms Cotillard, Gyllenhaal, Tomei and Saldana...<br /><br />(What? It's an Oscar's after-party and they're all just so damn impressed with how I managed to charm myself and the girl from the cafe in there, and well, who can resist this cute 'Ossie' accent?)<br /><br />Anyway, I was just thinking, maybe there needs to be investment in some sort of psychic daycare. A Neverland that randy parents can send their kids off to.<br /><br />(And, actually, read Peter Pan again sometime, I'm not half convinced that wasn't close to what was going on anyway...)<br /><br />NNickhttp://www.twitter.com/electric589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-58623957190842133222010-10-11T14:26:05.667+11:002010-10-11T14:26:05.667+11:00I don't have fantasies about sex. I do it all ...I don't have fantasies about sex. I do it all the time, with the hottest chicks panting over me, and doing it in all sorts of places and positions. In my dreams,anyway..... ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-48893189431704519262010-10-11T14:11:09.930+11:002010-10-11T14:11:09.930+11:00I'm sadly all out of fantasies at the moment. ...I'm sadly all out of fantasies at the moment. When I hit 30 (between child 2 and 3) I was a bandit for the fantasy (about a particular doctor that Sam saw often) and yes, I used like to construct how we would just "happen" to meet up on a cold, stormy windswept beach. But since then, nada.<br /><br />Think I need to get myself some Horny Goatweed.So Now What?https://www.blogger.com/profile/13009715674974259128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-19679317879891803232010-10-11T13:25:44.292+11:002010-10-11T13:25:44.292+11:00Okay, we're in the world of The Brady Bunch. I...Okay, we're in the world of The Brady Bunch. I'm Mike lying chastely in bed next to Carol. I'm thinking about designing a series of Art Deco themed car washes while she is reading The Feminine Mystique. We discuss whether our maid Alice deserves a raise. <br /><br />Our digital clock clicks over to 10pm. Carol says, "Good night Mr Brady" and pecks me on the cheek. I say, "See you in the mornin' Mrs Brady." And then we settle down to eight hours of uninterrupted slumber. <br /><br />How HOT is that?Mr Triviahttp://mrtrivia.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-42258559323871828612010-10-11T10:39:09.257+11:002010-10-11T10:39:09.257+11:00My fantasies need no context, and very rarely do t...My fantasies need no context, and very rarely do the other participants require faces. Interestingly, if my husband was ever to ......erm...... make up a 'bedroom story' to get things happenin' he mentions the where, when, what we're wearing stuff.<br /><br />Weird? Or not. *shrug*KJnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-28885417277958548642010-10-11T10:19:58.517+11:002010-10-11T10:19:58.517+11:00Oh yes, I overthink the entire scenarios so that b...Oh yes, I overthink the entire scenarios so that by the time I get to the actual sex bit, I've lost the plot, and like real sex, sometimes you just lose enthusiasm and/or run out of time. Or the kids come in and spoil it ...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03596142995497292286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-79309881984060646652010-10-11T10:07:06.735+11:002010-10-11T10:07:06.735+11:00OMG, I am JUST like you! I thought I was the only ...OMG, I am JUST like you! I thought I was the only one in the world who needed to line up all the details before I could get to the nitty gritty- who sadly had to know hwo we'd met and what I was wearing before my fantasy lover tore it all off. With his teeth. But I digress.<br /><br />I swear to god this is true, because I've never forgotten it... when an ex-partner and I were once living in seaparte states we used to send each other little messages. OK, dirty ones- but they can't have been too dirty b/c he once complained to me "Why do you have to set everything up? I'm thinking about the legs spread and the biting, while you're worried about the bedspread and the lighting."<br /><br />So glad to know that I'm not alone :). But honestly, a great fantasy is a realistic fantasy- that way I can believe that one day, it *might* happen.Kylie Lhttp://www.kylieladd.com.aunoreply@blogger.com