tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post150511190061336043..comments2023-10-08T22:15:45.041+11:00Comments on Life & Other Crises: Sponsor A Fingernail In NeedKerri Sackvillehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08404421856986720832noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-40173805099413646102013-01-13T11:17:51.008+11:002013-01-13T11:17:51.008+11:00I would like a little finger nail (because they...I would like a little finger nail (because they're neglected and never get the respect they deserve) and I will call him George. Because I can. <br /><br />If you are freaked out by having a boy nail, and want to think of him as Georgina, I won't mind. George and I will know the truth. <br /><br />I don't mind which hand it's on, as long as George gets a photo shoot in which he can flourish himself as you drink tea (once he is polished and ready for his close-up natch).Imelda Evanshttp://twitter.com/Imelda_Evansnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-69145146905520693972013-01-13T11:17:49.938+11:002013-01-13T11:17:49.938+11:00I would like to sponsor your middle finger, so you...I would like to sponsor your middle finger, so you can give it to whoever pisses you off. We can call it Kyle, because that would piss people off, greatly......fender4evanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-56159686713643263232013-01-13T11:17:47.026+11:002013-01-13T11:17:47.026+11:00I would like to sponsor your right pinkie nail. I ...I would like to sponsor your right pinkie nail. I know you drink a lot of coffee, and I'm imagining your right pinkie delicately pointed skywards every time you take a sip. That's right, my nail (Neil The Nail) will be the one on show for the world to see!Detachable Princessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-70618043311773922252013-01-13T11:17:45.050+11:002013-01-13T11:17:45.050+11:00I discussed this issue with my toddler. He looked ...I discussed this issue with my toddler. He looked puzzled and said he wanted to see your finger, so I showed him a photo of you. Then we workshopped names. We have decided on Jo-Jo. I was keen on the pinky finger, especially the left one but I see they are taken. We will claim the bum finger. Because, well, it looks like a bum. We are with you all the way and if you need a pep talk - I'll get toddler on the phone to ask you if you've been good!louisebassettnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-1368852909688319012013-01-13T11:17:43.023+11:002013-01-13T11:17:43.023+11:00Can I sponsor your ring finger on your left hand ....Can I sponsor your ring finger on your left hand ... and lets call her 'Nancy No' because no is a VERY important word in marriage!vichttp://twitter.com/mummyatemenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-56684340722581210262013-01-13T11:17:41.065+11:002013-01-13T11:17:41.065+11:00Left ring finger. Ringo. Because he is a surviving...Left ring finger. Ringo. Because he is a surviving 60's icon from one of the best bands of all time, usually covered in precious stones AND sang the Beatles track "Honey Don't".(Hope you liked that too Fendy!)Twitchyhttp://twitter.com/TwitchyCornernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-79634633379487638382013-01-13T11:17:39.002+11:002013-01-13T11:17:39.002+11:00I'd like to throw my hat in for your left thum...I'd like to throw my hat in for your left thumb, named Tom, obviously. I've always wanted to sponsor someone in need to from overseas, and here's my big chance!!Melissanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-68202066446060367492013-01-13T11:17:37.003+11:002013-01-13T11:17:37.003+11:00Okay, there is only one finger that really matters...Okay, there is only one finger that really matters, so I would love to sponsor your trigger finger (right forefinger) because you shoot straight from the hip :)Al McKillophttp://twitter.com/AliBali61noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-3409853761994399082013-01-13T11:17:35.106+11:002013-01-13T11:17:35.106+11:00I'd like your right middle finger, please, and...I'd like your right middle finger, please, and I would name her Tweety. That's a bird you can depend on.Danielle Colley Holsboerhttp://www.facebook.com/danielle.colleyholsboernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-14354975855358013832013-01-13T11:17:33.001+11:002013-01-13T11:17:33.001+11:00I would love to sponsor your left pinky (would be ...I would love to sponsor your left pinky (would be my first preference) - but I'm willing to sponsor any of your other fingers. I would call it "Nibble-free since Sept 23!" :) Good luck!Mary Ryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-63763181766717536022013-01-13T11:17:30.027+11:002013-01-13T11:17:30.027+11:00As a fellow lover of the giant Nutella jar, it wou...As a fellow lover of the giant Nutella jar, it would be an enormous blunder not to dedicate a finger to your great love of this noble cuisine. <br /><br />I see that the right index finger is voted upon. However, when it comes to Nutella especially, I believe a woman can multitask. So scooping Nutella from the jar with your left index finger named ‘Ella’, while simultaneously shooting from the hip or showing off Kyle on your right, would be easy as.Colletthttp://www.thefamilyfactor.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-89647221476470896042013-01-13T11:17:27.985+11:002013-01-13T11:17:27.985+11:00As a recovering bitaholic and one who is trying to...As a recovering bitaholic and one who is trying to lead a child down the abstinence path, I would like to bid for the right thumb. You could call it Strong Thumb and train it up removing champagne corks. It would very much like to be a royal purple with a gold undertone. It told me.mulberry jammerynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-23952159139972943792013-01-13T11:17:26.089+11:002013-01-13T11:17:26.089+11:00I would like to sponsor an index finger. And... I ...I would like to sponsor an index finger. And... I would like to bake you something for every month you do not bite that nail... since I no longer live in Sydney, you will have to enjoy the treats virtually, but still - it might be just the incentive you need! The baked items may even be shaped as fingernails, I don't know, just brainstorming here. Consider me kids. You could get Dad to bake the recipe each month for your Mum for her great effort, he will love it! :) Haha!Christie Connellyhttp://www.figandcherry.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-80324745900183475192012-09-24T17:52:59.550+10:002012-09-24T17:52:59.550+10:00I'd like to sponsor the thumb nail on your lef...I'd like to sponsor the thumb nail on your left hand. I figure it probs feels (not unlike me) a bit portly next to all its skinny friends. Where the four fingers are all slim statuesque and supermodel like, the poor thumb must feel a bit short & dowdy.<br /><br />Was toying with calling it Oprah, Ugly Betty or Kirstie Alley, but I think I'm going with Magda. Might not be the best looking thumb out there, but it stands powerful & strong. Makes the perfect thumbs up symbol solo, but with friends can be quite the character. It likes to hang five with the pinkie, and make gun gestures with its Neighbour the sneaky Index finger. <br /><br />Perhaps I could make your thumb a netball skirt or kaftan to dress it up a bit & keep you from biting it? boomerang janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06858916902023917487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-77547136867784835442012-09-24T15:08:32.441+10:002012-09-24T15:08:32.441+10:00I would like to sponsor the index finger. And... I...I would like to sponsor the index finger. And... I would like to bake you something for every month you do not bite that nail... since I no longer live in Sydney, you will have to enjoy the treats virtually, but still - it might be just the incentive you need! The baked items may even be shaped as fingernails, I don't know, just brainstorming here. Consider me kids. You could get Dad to bake the recipe each month for your Mum for her great effort, he will love it! :) Haha!Christie @ Fig and Cherryhttp://www.figandcherry.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-45183268565214026842012-09-23T17:39:40.728+10:002012-09-23T17:39:40.728+10:00I want bum fingernail! Pootella!
Anton.I want bum fingernail! Pootella!<br /><br />Anton.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-48477903631414612852012-09-23T17:33:45.667+10:002012-09-23T17:33:45.667+10:00I would love to sponsor the right Hand's pinki...I would love to sponsor the right Hand's pinkie... The perfect accompaniment when having a cup of tea when it raises itself up in a posh fashion!! I would call her 'posh pinkie'!! And it's my least favourite nail to bite... I'm a nail biter too!! Please pick me kids!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10916973004067412312noreply@blogger.com