tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post9188318010709762264..comments2023-10-08T22:15:45.041+11:00Comments on Life & Other Crises: My Borf's FlabbleKerri Sackvillehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08404421856986720832noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-3881950922609670912011-04-21T12:02:13.473+10:002011-04-21T12:02:13.473+10:00Why thank you!*waits nervously for comments on con...Why thank you!<br><br>*waits nervously for comments on conjugation and such* :Pnaehutchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10253663121229809153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-11274608536783725542011-04-21T12:02:13.223+10:002011-04-21T12:02:13.223+10:00I pop on my hydrofluffa jacket and hit the streets...I pop on my hydrofluffa jacket and hit the streets to snurf. I soon take it off as it's grassmorp hot despite the rumbnulb sky. Carrying it is multi-scarfee and delbor, so I leave it on a park bench. I figure it's hissdalinger and likely to be defragil to others since pus from my gingert has dripped on the collar. I continue a few steps, my cerflunkier easing. I pass the time as borfs do. No poetry today, mere plook. The park is crowded; the scrts grulg the sunshine. One traditudes by grabbing my jacket from the bench. I respond, running, flapping my arms, and shouting flabble to melldoublon it. No response.Agneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07406705757785680603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-17895418257999245732011-04-21T12:02:12.735+10:002011-04-21T12:02:12.735+10:00What Annie said.My captcha word was matandj. Which...What Annie said.<br>My captcha word was matandj. Which means "a group of people with shared interests and aims, eg. a brotherhood, or blog commenters"Cate Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05302489120654085490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-73247865902278636322011-01-25T20:54:30.713+11:002011-01-25T20:54:30.713+11:00My son is awed by the wit and talent shown here. H...My son is awed by the wit and talent shown here. He has informed me that he will print out all entries, cut them up, place them next to each other, and gradually eliminate until the winner is decided. Good luck to you all. May god (or the force) be with you.Kerri Sackvillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08404421856986720832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-9512536006171843302011-01-25T11:39:14.899+11:002011-01-25T11:39:14.899+11:00What Annie said.
My captcha word was matandj. Whic...What Annie said.<br />My captcha word was matandj. Which means "a group of people with shared interests and aims, eg. a brotherhood, or blog commenters"CATE https://www.blogger.com/profile/05302489120654085490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-27754094197664933812011-01-25T11:26:01.010+11:002011-01-25T11:26:01.010+11:00My friend Kerri’s son, a true borf, has always bee...My friend Kerri’s son, a true borf, has always been able to show great traditude, particularly when dealing with family members who are prone to much snurf. I believe it takes great plook when trying to explain to his sister that a gingert should not be classed as a hissdangler particularly when it looks to be made of hydrofulffa. It causes delbor and can make her face appear rumbmulb, much like the flabble that she often speaks. Combine this with the multi-scarfee skills she has and it is a tough life for such an esteemed borf who often finds himself suffering much cerflunkier.Annieb25https://www.blogger.com/profile/09574721273010056362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-5892975143927566902011-01-25T11:10:01.225+11:002011-01-25T11:10:01.225+11:00Okay I am going to plook here: I can not supergras...Okay I am going to plook here: I can not supergrassmorp your need to use the new Hydrofluffa shoes because the snurfing that occurs when you drop Delbors on your toes is becoming a multi-scarfee on Twitter and the snurfing and cerflunkier it is causing me while I worry about your flabble on this is really a delbor in my life.Yvette Vignandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02278850983558455546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-55005874947097091552011-01-25T09:48:51.382+11:002011-01-25T09:48:51.382+11:00Nae, you farking got it. I capitulate.Nae, you farking got it. I capitulate.Rick Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12919718190603055100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-1953834924127841162011-01-24T22:54:54.048+11:002011-01-24T22:54:54.048+11:00What about Mindfuckery? Or just as it sounds I gu...What about Mindfuckery? Or just as it sounds I guess. To fuck with ones mind.<br /><br />Word Verification: imilingeSo Now What?https://www.blogger.com/profile/13009715674974259128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-70570820378097771312011-01-24T20:51:05.547+11:002011-01-24T20:51:05.547+11:00I love it. But my head hurts too much to even cont...I love it. But my head hurts too much to even contemplate entering. Good luck to those hardier types who do!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03596142995497292286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-35696038484217906462011-01-24T19:44:40.146+11:002011-01-24T19:44:40.146+11:00I pop on my hydrofluffa jacket and hit the streets...I pop on my hydrofluffa jacket and hit the streets to snurf. I soon take it off as it's grassmorp hot despite the rumbnulb sky. Carrying it is multi-scarfee and delbor, so I leave it on a park bench. I figure it's hissdalinger and likely to be defragil to others since pus from my gingert has dripped on the collar. I continue a few steps, my cerflunkier easing. I pass the time as borfs do. No poetry today, mere plook. The park is crowded; the scrts grulg the sunshine. One traditudes by grabbing my jacket from the bench. I respond, running, flapping my arms, and shouting flabble to melldoublon it. No response.Agneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07406705757785680603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-58172670245593622182011-01-24T19:41:38.519+11:002011-01-24T19:41:38.519+11:00This would have to be the best post and comments I...This would have to be the best post and comments I have seen for zonks.. I only wish I had even a scrap of the talent of everyone involved! Well done.<br />Oh and the Captcha is winechen.....how prescient..I am drinking wine and propose winechen means continue drinking until satiation. *hic*Sue (Just_Leithal)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-35039141640226476552011-01-24T19:33:01.946+11:002011-01-24T19:33:01.946+11:00Why thank you!
*waits nervously for comments on c...Why thank you!<br /><br />*waits nervously for comments on conjugation and such* :Pnaehutchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10253663121229809153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-13085668099239688842011-01-24T19:23:52.196+11:002011-01-24T19:23:52.196+11:00We have a new frontrunner!
Naehutch, that was AMAZ...We have a new frontrunner!<br />Naehutch, that was AMAZING.<br /><br />P.S. Bern: Whoe apparently means 'to call for immediate help'. So there you go.Kerri Sackvillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08404421856986720832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-48756586456475534782011-01-24T19:14:23.091+11:002011-01-24T19:14:23.091+11:00Glumber was grulging the visit from his cousin Flu...Glumber was grulging the visit from his cousin Flunk. <br />Flunk was a Scrt, and all Scrts are Borfs, so the flabble was never rumbnulb! <br />Glumber gave Flunk his favourite Hissdalinger, wrapped in Hydrofluffa. <br />“I have to plook” said Flunk. “You melldoublon me, Glumber. Stop this mutli-scarfee! You know hydrofluffa is defragil to me. And this delbor you’ve given me … useless! It may as well be a gingert”. <br /><br />Glumber was quite snurfed. They flabbled and argued until they collapsed with cerflunkier. <br /><br />Glumber’s wife arrived home and with traditude she put socks on their heads and put them to bed.naehutchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10253663121229809153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-79082363965066668122011-01-24T18:16:50.105+11:002011-01-24T18:16:50.105+11:00On re-reading (Rick, despite being judged by the y...On re-reading (Rick, despite being judged by the young MasterBorf to be within the rules), I admit I rushed it and could've done better with my conjugation *as well as* my cruddy punctuation. *Could* there be a redeeming pt II of our sad story on the way? Is that within the non-existent guidelines?Twitchynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-59849550395258403142011-01-24T17:46:34.372+11:002011-01-24T17:46:34.372+11:00Ha! Even when you can't write, you can supergr...Ha! Even when you can't write, you can supergrassmop write lady.<br /><br />Now excuse me, I have to go run and get rid of the delbor that clings to my thighs. <br /><br />I made up a new word the other day. whoe. Please give it a meaning. Hoe? Shoe? Combo?So Now What?https://www.blogger.com/profile/13009715674974259128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-77727133566303363342011-01-24T17:30:56.352+11:002011-01-24T17:30:56.352+11:00I am a rumbnulb borf and I snurf. My flabble is no...I am a rumbnulb borf and I snurf. My flabble is now coming from my gingert, not my mouth. I am melldoubloning my scrts. I have tried to traditude both my scrt and her baby scrts, but they keep covering my gingert with hydrofluffa. They claim my new source of flabble is just another way to multi-scarfee them. They say I am not showing true traditude at all. But the hydrofluffa is defragil. My body has become swollen with delbor. I am suffering from cerflunkier. This hydrofluffa is hissdalinger. I wish I could grulg it but I have to be plook. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!Trish@Show and Tellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04077602585552419860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-87893440686983524872011-01-24T17:18:52.473+11:002011-01-24T17:18:52.473+11:00Since you started flabbling on your blog, you deli...Since you started flabbling on your blog, you delightful borf, I have spent way to much time here, which is multi-scarfeeing to my wife, and I have also put on a lot of delbor......Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-66597937854509114462011-01-24T17:18:03.716+11:002011-01-24T17:18:03.716+11:00My son has given Twitchy 4.899999999.....My son has given Twitchy 4.899999999.....Kerri Sackvillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08404421856986720832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-31950008378623941942011-01-24T17:06:33.375+11:002011-01-24T17:06:33.375+11:00Rick, my son is tradituding and has decided you ar...Rick, my son is tradituding and has decided you are engaging in multi-scarfee and that 'snurfed' is an excellent congugation.Kerri Sackvillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08404421856986720832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-2338906854903406552011-01-24T17:00:56.287+11:002011-01-24T17:00:56.287+11:00I think Twitchy should be disqualified for terribl...I think Twitchy should be disqualified for terrible conjugation of snurf ;PRick Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12919718190603055100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-21168471555056787552011-01-24T16:49:49.540+11:002011-01-24T16:49:49.540+11:00Kerri, if you don't stop confusing me with all...Kerri, if you don't stop confusing me with all this flabbling, I shall die of cerflunkier and become rumbnulb. Now that would cause my fans a lot of snurfling.Stop,or I shall throw you to the ground and cover you with hydrofluffa.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-4836533237952045822011-01-24T16:47:18.599+11:002011-01-24T16:47:18.599+11:00Once upon a time, a wise and masterful Borf woke u...Once upon a time, a wise and masterful Borf woke up one morning to discover he could no longer flabble. He had no choice but to plook sadly. This threatened his very tratitudinal livelihood. He was so very snurfed, it rendered him rumbnulb, he prayed it would be temporary as he wondered if his life would ever be grulged again. :(Twitchynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8774807226689612975.post-38803690063107512942011-01-24T16:19:23.098+11:002011-01-24T16:19:23.098+11:00Woohoo! Geez Fendy is such a defragil to a borg su...Woohoo! Geez Fendy is such a defragil to a borg such as yourself Kerri :PRick Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12919718190603055100noreply@blogger.com